Saturday, September 13, 2008

If I had a knife, I'd stab you

Dear Illinois State Toll Highway Authority:

Thanks for sending me a bill for $750 for not using the I-Pass you said didn't exist. Thank you for also spelling my name Michile. Thank you sending it to my address on Bradle Path. Thank you for not sending me a bill after the first violation which was in October of 2007. Thank you for having the wrong license plate number.


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