Monday, July 21, 2008

Powerpoint Presentation on Poop

When I was pregnant I made a Powerpoint presentation on Erik's computer and totally forgot all about it. I don't even really remember making it. Erik stumbled upon it today at work and I thought I'd share. Enjoy!

Why W’s Turds are more wicked than I.
Part one in a series.

Long Dumps = Strong Scent

When you take a dump for longer than five minutes,
the risk of a foul scent increases by each passing second.
Michelle often takes a dump quickly –
Erik takes a very long time while dumping.

Toilet Paper Consumption

Even if the poo is small in size or considered “a clean sweep,”
Erik continues to use obsessive amounts of toilet paper.

This hording technique often leads toward some sort of mental disorder in the dumper.
The Flush
A simple motion indeed –
Erik’s flush often results in clogs, blockage and overall plunger-required turds.
A solution to this ongoing problem would be to carry a portable plunger around at all times or decrease the amount of fat intake which would result in softer, more flushable turds.


Collins said...

good to know.... but not really. :)

Janie said...

oh my. This cracked me up. I keep forgetting to check your new blog! Sorry.